Because one and one made four.
hmmm....mix it with cream cheese on a bagel?
Mix it with mashed potatoes and form it into a patty. Fry in some butter and add salt and pepper to taste. It will be golden brown. Some people like to dip it in ketchup. It's good! You've actually had it before...........Be sure to get the little bones out of the can before you mix it with the mashed potatoes.